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Again you will never know.Originally posted by sasguru View PostNow if only he could do the same with his numeracy.
I reckon his school reports probably repeated the same optimistic, but unrealistic, refrain: "Could do better"

I am coming to the conclusion that the ability to spell the word is about as numerate as you get.Comment
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So do you think that if we can get a rota of posters to call you a cretin, it may help you subconsciously maintain standards?Originally posted by alluvial View PostThank you but it must have been subconscious as I really don't give a toss what he thinks.
Edit: Or I could have had an off day.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
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I wouldn't trust your conclusions if I were you.Originally posted by alluvial View PostI am coming to the conclusion that the ability to spell the word is about as numerate as you get.Hard Brexit now!
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That would be an indication of literacy, not numeracy.Originally posted by alluvial View PostAgain you will never know.
I am coming to the conclusion that the ability to spell the word is about as numerate as you get.
HTHThe material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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This is true but it is also a classic put down in the form of "Numerate? You don't even know how to spell the word."Originally posted by speling bee View PostThat would be an indication of literacy, not numeracy.
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I don't think it's classic.Originally posted by alluvial View PostThis is true but it is also a classic put down in the form of "Numerate? You don't even know how to spell the word."Hard Brexit now!
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Unlikely.Originally posted by speling bee View PostSo do you think that if we can get a rota of posters to call you a cretin, it may help you subconsciously maintain standards?
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That, at least, is true.Originally posted by alluvial View PostUnlikely.
Hard Brexit now!
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How can you possibly conclude that from alluvial's reply (to your irrelevant question of whether he went to a comprehensive).Originally posted by sasguru View PostIt doesn't matter to me - I just like to know my judgement is correct.Originally posted by alluvialDoes it really matter that much to you? How sad.
Which it is.

For all we know from that reply he could have been at Eton, Oxford, and the Grenadier Guards
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