Bargain

[MarillionFan]

I hate to say it but at some point you've got to blame the parents. How does someone get that feckless?

There was a guy kicked out on my course. Being the first time away from home and the first time with a girlfriend he spent the first term banging her brains out from dusk till dawn and then failing to turn up at all as he was too tired and noone to wake them up. I'd once turn that for a ten day period on holiday but eventually the novelty wore off and our genitals were so sore we had to give it a rest.

I always wondered how he worded it to his parents

[MarillionFan]

It's 2014. Unless you want to be a doctor or a rocket scientist, there's no need to go to University to get an education.

There's always Starfleet.