Now you're in trouble !

[Erik The VIking]

more than two people replying to the same thread at the same time. Insane artist has found the flaw and knew this would get a reaction - we really are in trouble. Doomed some may say

Ah, thats easily fixed. We just have a small stone that we pass around and you can only post when you have the stone. As an added benefit we can filter out the trolls before they even get a chance to post. Sorted!

[bogeyman]

I have yet to read an article that is actually worth joining this site for.

Are you an IT contractor?

If not, why would you want to join anyway, and why do you feel it appropriate to post here?

No doubt you feel you are in every way superior to the other posters on this board, that you need to inform us of this opinion.

Who is it needs to get a life, Inane Artist?

[DimPrawn]

I believe scientists are working on a database that can have two threads attempting to write at the same time. Don't think such a feature will ever catch on though.

Still, MySQL is a fine piece of kit.

[Andyw]

Maybe this guy has a point to a degree for some but shouldnt aim it at all indiscriminately.... you Kunt !

[Fleetwood]

I've been going through some of your posts and have come up with the conclusion that people in IT have no work to do and endure sad little existances.

existences

[Insane_artist]

Like throwing chum to the sharks !

[sasguru]

I've been going through some of your posts and have come up with the conclusion that people in IT have no work to do and endure sad little existances.

You all boast about how big your houses are and how you earn six figure salaries and the idea of you finding something highly amusing is to post a thread taken from the bbc web site (which you will have undoubtable all seen on the bbc web because you have little work to do and surf all day long) preceded with Oh Dear. Lets think about that one for a second.......nope those two words still dont make a news article funny.

I have yet to read an article that is actually worth joining this site for. Oh yes, and the ones that live in london convincing themselves it's a real hip place to live....wait till you grow up and discover the real values in life, nobody cares about your Porsche ! it makes you look like a bloke with a very small tool !

Anyway, dont forget to have an exciting evening when you get home, playing your computer games and surfing for porn when your wife goes out !

Excellent trolling effort! Now switch off your PC and report for work. The shelf-stacking supervisor at Tesco is getting a little pissed off that you're late again.

[Andyw]

Porsche, 6 figure salary, work in london, sad existence, small p3nis - does this guy know you Sasguru ?

[sasguru]

Porsche, 6 figure salary, work in london, sad existence, small p3nis - does this guy know you Sasguru ?

Don't know that guy. But I'm sure you know this one:

battered 20 year old Ford Fiesta, on the dole, works in Sheffield, sad existence, small willy.

[The Lone Gunman]

Today, 15:00 Andyw
More time posting than coding

Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 300

300 Not out, gwoan my san.