For real, or made up

[hyperD]

She'll need a few loo breaks if she drinks all that.

I relented last night and switched from wine to a really nice beer in a tiny pub in the backstreets, real ale beer called Doggy Style or summink. Two pints - £15!!!

Got on the late night train from London to back home and surprise, surprise, no fecking working toilets. Bastards! So I held on until my kidneys were rupturing and got off the train with hordes of passengers. Couldn't find anywhere discreet, station toilets closed so just pissed all over their advertising.

Wretched bastards.