I never knew cats could snore

[Mich the Tester]

one bashes the keys in the back door. if the keys are not in the back door, he finds them on the table and bashes them. if they are not on the table he sh!ts on the carpet. it's a sort of message i suppose

I think he wants to go outside for a dump.

[Pogle]

This thread has given me the giggles.
Please stop, I'm in the quiet zone of the train and its causing problems,
People are looking at me