Why is this happening?

[suityou01]

Contract for the London gig looks like it was written by a law undergrad with learning difficulties. Popped that over to QDos for a full IR35 review. <£200. I was impressed. That's with 24hr turnaround.

I got an IR35 review some moons ago and I had to sacrifice goats, send a lock of my hair and all sorts. Cost an arm and a leg in the end. Wasn't with QDos for info.

[doodab]

It's the magnets I tells ya!

[suityou01]

It's the magnets I tells ya!

What's interesting is that I got an email this morning from Jersey (Company B) that was a forwarded email sent to the pimp last night at around 22:30 stating that he must contact me FIRST THING! to organise a contract.

I make it 11:43 in the am.

Still not a dicky bird.

[MarillionFan]

What's interesting is that I got an email this morning from Jersey (Company B) that was a forwarded email sent to the pimp last night at around 22:30 stating that he must contact me FIRST THING! to organise a contract.

I make it 11:43 in the am.

Still not a dicky bird.

If the agent begs and asks Suity 'Have you lost weight?' , he'll sign for Jersey.

[suityou01]

If the agent begs and asks Suity 'Have you lost weight?' , he'll sign for Jersey.

Agent just called. 13:15 is first thing apparently. I politely declined the Jersey gig.

[MarillionFan]

Agent just called. 13:15 is first thing apparently. I politely declined the Jersey gig.

I hope you told him that you only signed the other gig at 1pm just to rub his tardinous in.

[suityou01]

I hope you told him that you only signed the other gig at 1pm just to rub his tardinous in.

[mudskipper]

I hope you told him that you only signed the other gig at 1pm just to rub his tardinous in.

I read this three times thinking that tardinous must be a word of the proboscis ilk. I now realise you mean tardiness.

[suityou01]

I read this three times thinking that tardinous must be a word of the proboscis ilk. I now realise you mean tardiness.

Leave of love, it's 'ot where he is missus. 'is brains gone to mush.

[suityou01]

Just had Jersey ClientCo (Company B) on the phone, thanking me for all my hard work. It turns out that Company A will now do the work. No real reason for the call.

Made me feel pretty bad. 50% of my brain says well if I was so vital to you securing the business then why did you muck me around so much, and not work far far harder to secure my services? 50% of my brain says different.

Really feel

Comments welcome.