UKIP form their own EU

[Gittins Gal]

David Cameron and Nigel Farage are on the terrace of the House of Commons having a drink, it's sunny but gusty and the wind blows David's hat off his head and in to the river.

"Don't worry David," says Nigel, "I'll get it!" and he jumps over the wall and in to the river.

However there is no splash. David peers over the wall and to his surprise sees Nigel walking on water. Nigel strolls across the surface of the Thames picks up David's hat and takes it back to him in front of the entire House of Commons press lobby.

The next day the headlines read: "Nigel Farage Can't Swim!"

LOL! Love it. I'm going to stick that on the wall of the Ladies' in my local when I get home!

[darmstadt]

Come on, there must be SOMETHING that UKIP are doing wrong?

Well they're cheating the taxpayer and not doing their job:

[darmstadt]

Come on, there must be SOMETHING that UKIP are doing wrong?

UKIP is also one of the only parties to receive substantial criticism on aesthetic grounds, largely as a result of its unfortunate decision to pick fuchsia as an official colour. Reading their garish, multicoloured campaign material can cause temporary blindness.

[darmstadt]

Come on, there must be SOMETHING that UKIP are doing wrong?

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[suityou01]

You gottalove him though. Cheeky scamp.

[darmstadt]

[suityou01]

He was probably misquoted.

[doodab]

Maybe let the Netherlands join too - just to spite the EU. English speaking, the Dutch gave us our Bill of Rights and a royal connection with King William III.

The French gave us the doomsday book and the Germans our modern national identity. We had better invite them too.

[Lockhouse]

UKIP. Love Europe, hate the EU.

Let's see how they do today in the Wythenshawe and Sale East by-election. Well I hope.

[Zero Liability]

Well it's a good idea, provided that, unlike the EU, it doesn't morph into some monstrosity far beyond its original concept. Also, I have never heard of UKIP express dislike towards Europeans, it's more towards the EU and its bureaucrats. I don't like that contemptible lot, either. No more than I like our own busybodies.

Moreover, whilst the Eurocrats might snub the UK to preserve their pride, I doubt that the countries which trade with it within the EU would willingly shoot themselves in the foot to maintain the dignity of some crooks who rule them from afar.