While the cat is away the mice should play.

[Damon]

All the things that you normally 'compromise' and don't do.

I don't go bonkers if Mrs Damon is away but I will watch a film of my choice for a change and happily fall asleep on the couch after too much wine!

[mudskipper]

I know - when Mr ms was away last week I realised I hadn't a clue how to work the telly.

He's back now, so normality is restored (footie, footie and more footie )

[BrilloPad]

Pair of woman's knickers, stockings, sussies, dressing gown cord, cupboard, poppers and a satsuma. You know it makes sense.

Thats a standard night in for me.

Whats the difference between MIchael Hutschence and Princess Diana? Michael Hutschence died with his belt on.

I know - when Mr ms was away last week I realised I hadn't a clue how to work the telly.

Isn't that what children are for?

[EternalOptimist]

When Mrs EO is away, or having an evening with her kids, I eat stuff that she doesnt like.

My favourite is kidneys and a big steak. A great big massive fck-off pan filled with kidneys with a fried egg on top

yum yum. go away again soon dear

[Old Greg]

When Mrs EO is away, or having an evening with her kids, I eat stuff that she doesnt like.

My favourite is kidneys and a big steak. A great big massive fck-off pan filled with kidneys with a fried egg on top

yum yum. go away again soon dear

Do you eat it lying in a hot bath with a very cold bottle of champagne?

[EternalOptimist]

Do you eat it lying in a hot bath with a very cold bottle of champagne?

outrageous suggestion.

I eat it in front of the telly watching dvds of I clavdivs, or catweazle

[MyUserName]

MrsBP off on holiday with baby bp. What should I be doing while she is away?

Her sister?

[AtW]

Do you eat it lying in a hot bath with a very cold bottle of champagne?

No he eats it with fava beans and a nice chianti...

[BrilloPad]

Her sister?

Err - MrsBP is away in Egypt with her her sister, sister's partner and baby bp. She has now moved to Wales - I am in LOndon in digs. This was my firstr weekend on my own.

I celebrated last night by going for a long walk - I wish I was younger.

[Old Greg]

outrageous suggestion.

I eat it in front of the telly watching dvds of I clavdivs, or catweazle

Then get the DVDs on the laptop and watch them in the bath. If you're in suity's bath while he's in Jersey, DO NOT USE THE MAINS SUPPLY.