What is the worse pain you've experienced

[Old Greg]

Sod off picky sod. The poll is awesome, some artistic license for the northern spanner please.

We know you have no standards.

[suityou01]

Hmmph.

But it could be worse you could have SimonMac as your environment manager. I know what I'll reboot this server. What harm could it do....

4 days later we can now continue work........

[suityou01]

We know you have no standards.

Your mum is grateful I don't.

[Old Greg]

Your mum is grateful I don't.

That was your mum, you hungover cretin.

[suityou01]

I'd like to revise my "worse" pain up to category 9 hangover.

[MyUserName]

That was your mum, you hungover cretin.

Your mum ended up with his mum?

[sbakoola]

My man parts caught in my zipper as I had a crafty pee in that small park area just outside JP Morgan, used to be before they moved to Canary Wharf, it was for an interview. The pain sharpened me up and woke me up, I go the job.

[Damon]

I snapped my shin and dislocated my foot playing football.

I reached down without thinking and relocated my foot from it's 90 degree angle....it hurt.

[suityou01]

My man parts caught in my zipper as I had a crafty pee in that small park area just outside JP Morgan, used to be before they moved to Canary Wharf, it was for an interview. The pain sharpened me up and woke me up, I go the job.

Jessy, you're not a real man until you've shat in public. Ask EO.

[northernladyuk]

My man parts caught in my zipper as I had a crafty pee in that small park area just outside JP Morgan, used to be before they moved to Canary Wharf, it was for an interview. The pain sharpened me up and woke me up, I go the job.

Good lad. Those bankers won't piss on themselves.