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I don't want to get to 90
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Fck that, I've got 10-15 left and living exactly how I want so I'll drink, smoke and shag myself to death. Cos I can afford it and it's fun. Hit 90 and just dream about those things sitting in a chair smelling of piss? No thanks. -
there has to be a lot of luck though. there has to beOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostFck that, I've got 10-15 left and living exactly how I want so I'll drink, smoke and shag myself to death. Cos I can afford it and it's fun. Hit 90 and just dream about those things sitting in a chair smelling of piss? No thanks.
I keep seeing these wrinkly ravaged old gits and they are YOUNGER than me
maybe i am pickled(\__/)
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And besides I'm going blind so I'm cramming in as much hedonism as I can while I can still work. I've had the best life so far, achieved ambitions many don't even dare to dream about. When I go I won't go disappointed and that's precious.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthere has to be a lot of luck though. there has to be
I keep seeing these wrinkly ravaged old gits and they are YOUNGER than me
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they used to tell me that w@nking makes you blind. (bolks I know)
but is there a known technique to 'un-w@nk'
probbly not(\__/)
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It's a long shot, but have you tried using your left hand?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthey used to tell me that w@nking makes you blind. (bolks I know)
but is there a known technique to 'un-w@nk'
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostIt's a long shot, but have you tried using your left hand?
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At 16 I thought I would never make 35.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI am just amazed I made it this far to be honest.
when I was a youngster, I thought hitting the millenium would be an acheivementComment
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As long as you have your health, your marbles and a loving family around you does it matter how old you get?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Just make sure you get on with enough random younger members of your family.Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostAs long as you have your health, your marbles and a loving family around you does it matter how old you get?
I've met a few old people by volunteering who are "looked in" at my grandchildren, nieces, nephews etc. There own children are too old and unwell, claim they don't have the time or live to far away to help them."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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