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Predictions for 2014

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    #21
    I predict the UK National Lottery numbers on the 14th March 2014 will be: 4, 23, 28, 38, 41, 42. There will be no bonus ball.
    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      suity wins last post of 2014
      Suity writes the most pointless post of 2014
      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


      Thomas Jefferson

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        #23
        Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
        Suity writes the most pointless post of 2014
        Some folks just don't like winners.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Sockie quality will not improve in 2014, however a sockmaster will outsmart the forum admin and a sockie will become a mod.
          Last edited by CheeseSlice; 1 January 2014, 18:43.

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            #25
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Having seen MrsMF I can confirm a Rhino would be a step up.
            How tall are rhinos? I'd have said more like a large tea chest up

            Or am I thinking of hippos?
            Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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              #26
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              How tall are rhinos? I'd have said more like a large tea chest up

              Or am I thinking of hippos?
              rhinos are rubbish. hippos ? = fat fcks
              elephants ? possibly a bit hard

              but after a few weeks in africa this year
              I can confirm the most dangerous animal in the world

              A ten foot camel with a three foot hard-on chasing you through the Australian outback


              after surviving that, i reckon i could take on a polar bear
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #27
                That could have been AussieLong.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  I'll be pished at some point during 2014.

                  Oh, wait...
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    How tall are rhinos? I'd have said more like a large tea chest up

                    Or am I thinking of hippos?
                    I worry about you sometimes Owly
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #30
                      Suity will make thousands of boring pointless posts, often one after another in the same thread and none of them will provide any amusement, interest or value.

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