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Marital advice needed
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Whereas most males would be happier with a new powertool or practical household item they can do something with, eg. new router, Av setup, drill, socket set; not curtains, table shirt, aftershave, etc. -
Originally posted by BigRed View PostWhereas most males would be happier with a new powertool or practical household item they can do something with, eg. new router, Av setup, drill, socket set; not curtains, table shirt, aftershave, etc.
I know, it's the age old , Men are from Mars Women are from Venus thing I guess....
Chapter 1: Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
It is important to remember that men and women have reciprocally different natures. Men and women need to appreciate these differences, and cease expecting each other to act and feel the way they do.
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck,it must be a duckComment
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Have you tried taking her up the oxo tower?"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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My agent sends me a big box of flash chocolates.
I re-wrap them and give them to the missus.
Everyone happy, job done.Comment
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Assuming you have seriously done what you posted then I would suggest you get out quick to the nearest shop of your partners interest and add a late Christmas gift and learn to load the machine and do some washing for 'her'Comment
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Please do not say ever -"I have done the washing/cleaning/[insert random household task she does all the time] for YOU"Originally posted by Damon View PostAssuming you have seriously done what you posted then I would suggest you get out quick to the nearest shop of your partners interest and add a late Christmas gift and learn to load the machine and do some washing for 'her'"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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She looks quite friendly from her linked in profile pic
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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