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doodab

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14 December 2013, 23:39

Dementia

While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'
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greenlake

More fingers than teeth

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14 December 2013, 23:39

I hear banjos....
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#13

15 December 2013, 00:03

Gentile naked photo.

What happens in General, stays in General.
You know what they say about assumptions!
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#14

15 December 2013, 00:56

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Gentile naked photo.

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Last edited by suityou01; 15 December 2013, 11:41.

Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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15 December 2013, 01:23

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#16

15 December 2013, 08:52

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I hear banjos....

The thought of a snapped string has to be on the list.
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aardvark

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#17

15 December 2013, 10:07

Anal fistulas (or is it fistulae?)
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#18

15 December 2013, 12:01

Metal scraped across teeth
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#19

15 December 2013, 12:17

Foreskin in zip.

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hyperD

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#20

15 December 2013, 18:01

Chewing a razor blade.

If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.
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