No chance. BAA makes a big chunk of its profits from the retailers who pay through the nose for a captive market (i.e. the departure area of a major airport). BAA (and the retailers) will be lobbying hard for the removal of these measures, and there may even be a small Party donation involved, and we'll be back to normal in a couple of weeks.
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No chance - quickest time I was out of a plane and on the beach was when I had stuffed all my clothes into my hand luggage.Originally posted by MailmanThink about the upside, getting on and off planes is going to be a heck of a lot faster now since you wont have to wait for all those feckers with 10 bags each to get out of the way!
Now, I'll have to join the myriad of gurning travesties that seem to pack their entire houses, including the madatory suitcase full of Heinz Baked Beans just in case the local food is a little spicy (the dirty, dirty bastards), fighting to the death for luggage carousel space while avoiding the lawsuit as the feckless parents, who seem to think that a luggage carousel is a State provided playground for their kids, complain that little Jimmy is lying on the other side of the room with a dislocated jaw because I was lifting a heavy suitcase off the carousel and he happened to be sitting on it at the time.
And breath.....If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Yes, that's waht I menat.Originally posted by PhoenixComment
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Everyone board naked. That's the answer.Comment
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I would suggest that all people boarding the plane should travel naked.
Ah, that would never happen in puritain Britain!!!! damn!I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Dim we are amazing. We MCSD can communicate telepathically. .NET, go beyond your ordinary senses.Originally posted by DimPrawn
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Its either prawn grown brain of a monkey, or vice versa...Comment
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Oh dear - I haven't thought about the mandatory full cavity inspection.
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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Only a matter of time before they start swallowing 1kg of semtex in condoms with a microtransmitter.
Expect not just handluggage, suitcases, keys etc to go through the x-ray scanner but us as well...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Shut up! I wouldn't mind boarding on a plane to Stockholm with 100 naked swedish nurses on a special conference day.Originally posted by hyperD
Now, I wouldn't board on a plane to San Francisco - that's for sure.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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