Fate or I could have died yesterday

[VectraMan]

I can't decide if this thread is some kind of triple level irony, or if ATW really doesn't know that Clacket Lane services is nowhere near the M4, M40 or Heathrow.

I was in an office in Bristol at the time. That was a close one.

[Clog II The Avenger]

Four dead in M25 lorry accident

They said the crash at about 1035 BST on Tuesday, near Clacket Lane services, involved a lorry and a Volkswagen car.

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At this time I was driving back to Brum from Heathrow and somehow got wrong turn off M25 to get onto M4 rather than M40, it was around 10:35am today, I actually seen some old Volkswagen overtaking me real fast, no s**t!!!

ATW. Your not dead but you are in a coma. Your are just about to regain consciousness. You have been dreaming. When you wake up you will realise that you are in hospital Moscow, you have never been to England, your UK visa was refused and so you got drunk and then fell down the stairs in your Kruschov kvartira.

[TwoWolves]

I'm sure that the creator keeps an eye on me , I've had so many near encounters with the grim-reaper yet I'm still here. Maybe each has his own fate.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Death awaits us all ...


There was a merchant in Baghdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me.

She looked at me and made a threatening gesture; now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me.

The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went.

Then the merchant went down to the market-place and he saw Death standing in the crowd and he came to Death and said, Why did you make a threatening gesture to my servant when you saw him this morning?

Death replied

It was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.

[VectraMan]

"Darling, it's a Mister Death. He's come about the reaping?"