This weekend you will mostly be.........

[RedSauce]

I will be guarding my kids 24/7 so that I can judge other parents from my moral high ground

Brilliant

[barrydidit]

Not quite, i'm 28 and she is 40. Bit of a box-ticking exercise for me as have never been with an older woman.

Biddy fiddler. Top work.

Hopefully beers out tonight, that's tbc. Then the rest is up for grabs - be good to get a decent joint for Sunday. I fancy beef and yorkshires. There's tons of decorating to be done, garden needs tidying, patio furniture storing away and kids entertaining. Anyone seen the weather forecast?

[DodgyAgent]

Brilliant

I thought so too

[Old Greg]

I will be guarding my kids 24/7 so that I can judge other parents from my moral high ground

Don't bother. I've had an emergency protection order taken out on them. You'll never find them now.

[DodgyAgent]

Don't bother. I've had an emergency protection order taken out on them. You'll never find them now.

OK sport on telly it is

[MyUserName]

OK sport on telly it is

Nope, I've had the telly.

[DodgyAgent]

Nope, I've had the telly.

B.stard

[socialworker]

Saturday farmers' market, drive to London to see aged parents, get Dad to relate another wartime anecdote, Sunday a lesson with a blues piano guy, so I can make my big break on the southwest pub rock scene.

[Alias]

taming an Arabian Python...wait...what was the question?

[Cliphead]

Pished, curry, tunes, shagging.

Does it get any better?