Feeling pished...

[Cliphead]

Din't you know? I'm playing for the other team now.

WTF, you're a p*** ????

[AtW]

Now, need to just get the babe absence sorted out

No conscience to hold you back with those groupies now, eh?

[EternalOptimist]

Well, ClientCo have offered me a permie position

Might just consider the proposal when I sober up cos it's greenfield and I'd be it. Decent permie salary, shares, no appraisal crap or politics and on my doorstep.

All in all going from sleeping in my car to earning again and being able to afford cigs, booze and a curry on any given Saturday is a major step up

Haven't got my own place yet but that'll come along soon enough and I'll be able to get the studio working again, pished >= inspiration to write tunes.

Now, need to just get the babe absence sorted out

Heh. great stuff.

[Cliphead]

No conscience to hold you back with those groupies now, eh?

Conscience? Nah, just stamina

[scooterscot]

WTF, you're a p*** ????

Wrong sport!

[Cliphead]

Wrong sport!

C'mon you bhoys in green!

[scooterscot]

C'mon you bhoys in green!

What were the catholics up to when the protestants were building the Titanic?

[Cliphead]

What were the catholics up to when the protestants were building the Titanic?

No Idea, I might be a fat, kackered auld basturt but I wasn't born then and couldn't give a flying toss.

WTF has that got to do with a new sofa?

[scooterscot]

What were the catholics up to when the protestants were building the Titanic?

Building the iceberg

[Cliphead]

Building the iceberg

Oh right. 1912 calling, it wants it's joke back...