How to entice a contractor into a permie position
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How to entice a contractor into a permie position
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I assume by "permie position" you mean bent over? It's easy. Just drop a £20 on the floor in front of them.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.' -
Crewe is ok so long as you are on the Sandbach/Nantwich side away from the centre.....Originally posted by eek View PostI thought you had worked in Crewe (shudder) / Stoke (shudder, shudder)
Stoke is a good call though.Comment
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I feel left out on these threads, as I have never worked outside of the Sq Mile, in the UK.Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Red Hat, Visa or Fush1tsu?Originally posted by Scruff View PostI'm in Farnborough with Stek, too...
God, what horrible memories of that part of the world....<Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!Comment
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None of those - Its IBMOriginally posted by petergriffin View PostRed Hat, Visa or Fush1tsu?
God, what horrible memories of that part of the world....I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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Your missing out. It's great OOP Norf.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostI feel left out on these threads, as I have never worked outside of the Sq Mile, in the UK.Comment
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