• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

What is the best comment in source code you have ever encountered?

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #21
    //Fixed by AB
    //Made to work by XY
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

    Comment


      #22
      /* This code is forked. See repository B. Tim Smith 05/07/07. */
      /* You ain't kidding it's forked. DP 17/09/13. */

      Comment


        #23
        Left by a friend (lets call him Fred) who had left a few months previously in a very obscure part of a very big lot of code which had :

        /* Dear CoolCat, I knew you would get here eventually I know there are major problems in here somewhere, I spent 3 months trying to figure out whats going on, but I couldn’t solve it, good luck Fred */

        or on another project there was a routine that went

        if (cfweweew) then

        elseif (efqercqre) then

        elseif (eqerce) then

        and so on all the way down to

        else

        /* its impossible to get here */

        print to all the senior management consoles “TOTAL INTERNAL TULIP ERROR!!!”

        endif

        oh those were the days, now who took the call from senior managers saying why does my console say “TOTAL INTERNAL TULIP ERROR!!!”

        happy days

        Comment

        Working...
        X