Today's PMQs (AKA Miliband destruction)

[amcdonald]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people it's how the Labour Party gets elected

[Doggy Styles]

Ed Balls has been very quiet of late how much longer do you think we will need to wait before he sticks the knife into millipedes back ?

Ed Balls has been busy talking bollocks about the economy. The very thought of him in charge of anything...

[hyperD]

Diane Abbotopotamus is the comedic gift that keeps on giving...

I think it would be nice for politicians to one day all wake up and find we've secretly moved them en masse to a small island somewhere in the Pacific that looks exactly the same as the UK and let them carry on as normal without having to suffer the indignation of those self-serving parasites sticking their probosces into every minutiae of our lives.

As my old, sainted mum used to say “Dear, there’s nothing wrong with any politician that a hammer drill to the cerebral cortex can’t sort out.”