So you are anti-semitic....

[BobTheCrate]

According to Arthur Koestler, a Jew born in 1905 in Budapest ...

Arthur Koestler ay ?

Would this be the same Arthur Koestler, the author of a good few Quantum mechanics books for the layman's reading.

One of my favourite statements came from him I believe.

"... 'Matter' is merely a convenient way of describing what happens when it isn't there".

We could perhaps substitute 'matter' for 'a Tory Government' ?

[AtW]

Maybe we can just negotiate and leave heave as an option and send them 9 virgins, just to leave the rest of us in peace?

I think it would be better to teath them maths so that they could calculate how many virgins will be needed after so many people died, and also how 69 virgins would be enough for supposedly infinite life in heaven - the whole virgin situation seems to imply that men in heaven are importents.

[snaw]

Wassa importent when it's at home then?

[AtW]

Must happen when one gets blown to multiple pieces.

[AtW]

By the way, is it specified if those virgins are actually females? I suppose its in a small print...

[Emperor Dalek]

I like a woman (well, Kaled Mutantess) with a bit of experience myself.

[John Galt]

Boris Johnson has actually reviewed the original text and apparantly the proper translation is 'raisins' and not 'virgins'. Don't reckon we'll be seeing so many suicide bombers now

[AtW]

Otherwise one might require the everlasting tin of vaseline...

It could be much worse than that...