A question

[Fungus]

DG is very careing. He offered his heart to organ transplantation, evidently he didn't need it.

I hear it was rejected as being too small and shrivelled. (Not that the rest of us are any better.)

[Fungus]

Do you ever get fed up of these adverts on tv which try to get you to give money for stray dogs. You know the kind of thing 'without your help little poochie would have to be put down'.
Why would anyone think I would want to pay money to keep alive a dog who even it's owner didn't want, what's that all about then?
Look I got this dog for the kids for Xmas but they just didn't lilke it, but since I'm not cruel enough to kill the dog and I can't be bothered to pay money for it to be put down I'll just dump it on the motorway, and maybe somebody will pick it up and theycan pay for it's upkeep.

On the weekends I go out walking in nature reserves, many of which are SSSI's, LNR's or even NNR's. But what really really pisses me off is that I often have to negotiate my way through a minefield of fresh pongy dog turds. Arrrrgggghhhh. The owners should be forced to plug the dog's arse with a cork, which they cannot remove until the mutt is on their property. Any contravention, and the dog has a stake shoved up its arse, and it is placed on a BBQ, and the cooked meat distributed to the homeless. How would they like it if I walked into their home, dropped my trousers, shat on their carpet, and then left?

[chock]

In some countries they eat guinea pigs ...

They eat everything that moves.........and half of those that don't, in my country!

[Nipple Clamp]

On the weekends I go out walking in nature reserves, many of which are SSSI's, LNR's or even NNR's. ..

You sure you're not a trainspotter? The last two sound very similar to private railway company names before nationalization.

[Jabberwocky]

On the weekends I go out walking in nature reserves, many of which are SSSI's, LNR's or even NNR's. But what really really pisses me off is that I often have to negotiate my way through a minefield of fresh pongy dog turds. Arrrrgggghhhh. The owners should be forced to plug the dog's arse with a cork, which they cannot remove until the mutt is on their property. Any contravention, and the dog has a stake shoved up its arse, and it is placed on a BBQ, and the cooked meat distributed to the homeless. How would they like it if I walked into their home, dropped my trousers, shat on their carpet, and then left?

Gosh fannygas don't get your anorak all steamed up. Anyway I thought you shovelled sh*t for a living - you certainly talk a lot of bull on here.

[DimPrawn]

Don't talk to me about fecking cats.

My wifes cat tore into our new sofa yesterday and then decided to piss all over it to finish off the job.

FECKING HATE EVIL SELFISH CATS!

[hyperD]

The only good cat is a marinated and bbq'd one

[Dundeegeorge]

Gee but this stuff goes straight over your heads

doesn't it though.

Once again you (mostly) seem pretty happy to assume the financial burden for someone else's total lack of responsibility. Why?

[Churchill]

I HATE dogs

bastard!

[Dundeegeorge]

Well what did you expect

from a cat, Churchill?
Selfish spoilt bastards who want everything their way and they want it now!
Worse than contractors!