Oh poo

[MarillionFan]

Can't you chuck the television out of the window?
Well it'll keep their mind off the tap..

He's got a point. Trash the room. Break the furniture, smash the TV, smear tulip on the walls, leave the window open,then pop downstairs so reception sees you pop back up and then phone down to say your room has been broken into.

[Zippy]

You slipped while in the shower and you're going to sue?

[EternalOptimist]

You slipped while in the shower and you're going to sue?

no no no. Spartans dont sue.

they shout 'hut hut hut' and form a circle

[bless 'em all]

You go down to reception complain about the shower, demand a new room and a discount.

Or just leave a bad review on Trip Adviser.

[Mich the Tester]

Told them at reception. They said 'thanks for telling us; it's going to be renovated anyway, but thanks; lots of people break things and try to pretend there's nothing wrong.'

Common sense and honesty prevail, for once.

[BrilloPad]

I told them at reception I am Japanese and love water sports. Also asked them to direct me to A&E so I can have the tap removed from my bottom.

Common sense and honesty prevail, for once.

FTFY

[MarillionFan]

Told them at reception. They said 'thanks for telling us; it's going to be renovated anyway, but thanks; lots of people break things and try to pretend there's nothing wrong.'

Common sense and honesty prevail, for once.

Extra $500 on the room bill now.

[Ticktock]

You slipped while in the shower and you're going to sue?

He's saving that excuse for the hospital to explain why he needs the "foreign object" removing.