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I thought it was a gender reassignment. They're going to make a man out of him.Originally posted by eek View PostA private hospital is wrecking his knee at the moment. So he's offlineWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI thought it was a gender reassignment. They're going to make a man out of him.
Seriously though, rumour is that he is currently being held by the Outland Revenue's "extraction team" who are about to start breaking his thumbs...Comment
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I survived the thumb breaking. It was then the threatened me with a continuos loop playing of "AtW on sofas" that I cracked.Originally posted by AtW View Post
Seriously though, rumour is that he is currently being held by the Outland Revenue's "extraction team" who are about to start breaking his thumbs...Comment
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