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Can we have a new rep scheme please
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You've stopped regularly meeting your special needs social worker, haven't you?Hard Brexit now!
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To be fair, his mum had tied the mangler round his neck.Originally posted by eek View PostActually the rest of us don't. You remember that you were the first winner as its one of the two achievements in you live.
That and the 5m swimming certificate you eventually got on the 15th attempt.Comment
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Until OH gets an account for his wife.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'd still win.Comment
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The nothing in it thread
NothingWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Well I did try to strangle him. For for some reason no-one wants to listen to me talking about the intricancies of arranging the tins in my cupboards in alphabetical order. This is fun stuff you know.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou've stopped regularly meeting your special needs social worker, haven't you?
Anyway - how are you getting on with yours?Comment
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Bloody health and safety nazis.Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou've stopped regularly meeting your special needs social worker, haven't you?Comment
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So seriously. When do you see your social worker?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWell I did try to strangle him. For for some reason no-one wants to listen to me talking about the intricancies of arranging the tins in my cupboards in alphabetical order. This is fun stuff you know.
Anyway - how are you getting on with yours?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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The patio won't need redoing for another 5 to 7 years.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo seriously. When do you see your social worker?Comment
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You should know as you visit MrsBP at the time. Well she it was a fat big with a big prick in personality and a small prick in composition.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostSo seriously. When do you see your social worker?Comment
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Sit in your special place and try to remember those breathing exercises. Then start that latter sentence again.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou should know as you visit MrsBP at the time. Well she it was a fat big with a big prick in personality and a small prick in composition.Comment
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