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Splitting the Bills

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    #71
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    That's what I thought.

    Does he mean what I think he means?

    Unless she leaves them attached to the washing on the floor.
    I imagined vetran was way past the menopause, but maybe he's on HRT.

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      #72
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      I imagined vetran was way past the menopause, but maybe he's on HRT.
      Could be his Tena Men?

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        #73
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Could be his Tena Men?
        Or he's lost his muscle tone and even the super-max manpons are falling out.

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          #74
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Erm his current wife is nothing like his ex wife
          On an exhaustive survey of two wives you're all the same:

          pre-marriage -> nympho
          marraige -> nag
          post marriage -> thief
          But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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            #75
            Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
            On an exhaustive survey of two wives you're all the same:

            pre-marriage -> nympho
            marraige -> nag
            post marriage -> thief
            none of them can be trusted, snakes with tits the lot of them

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              #76
              Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
              none of them can be trusted, snakes with tits the lot of them
              Maybe if you're a twat, you end up with the wrong ones.

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                #77
                Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                On an exhaustive survey of two wives you're all the same:

                pre-marriage -> nympho
                marraige -> nag
                post marriage -> thief
                Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
                none of them can be trusted, snakes with tits the lot of them
                You pair are so bitter!!

                Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  Maybe if you're a twat, you end up with the wrong ones.
                  I wasn't a twat and ended up with a wrong'n, so now I am a twat and wont end up with a wrong'n again.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    You pair are so bitter!!

                    Not every woman is a bitch and (shock horror) not every divorced woman is a bitch!
                    Shh CM, it's easier for them to blame someone else

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                      #80
                      The Rod Stewart classic quote.

                      Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house
                      Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.

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