Congrats to the Aussies

[TheFaQQer]

Abysmal review.

Pitches in line, hitting half-way up middle, and Cook reviews it.

FFS

[minestrone]

I never switched it on till 10 minutes ago, thought it was a no go.

[minestrone]

Pietersen is a total fud.

[original PM]

its going to be tight - anyone in Manchester fancy doing a rain dance?

[TheFaQQer]

Pietersen is a total fud.

He's been robbed by DRS twice this match.

First innings, hot spot shows he got an edge and he's out LBW because the TV screen isn't good enough to see it (although you could see it at home).

Second innings, no hotspot, nothing that shows that he hit it (Sky didn't show snicko that I saw), bowler didn't think he hit it (no appeal) and he gets out.

[TheFaQQer]

its going to be tight - anyone in Manchester fancy doing a rain dance?

Raining now

[TheFaQQer]

He's been robbed by DRS twice this match.

First innings, hot spot shows he got an edge and he's out LBW because the TV screen isn't good enough to see it (although you could see it at home).

Second innings, no hotspot, nothing that shows that he hit it (Sky didn't show snicko that I saw), bowler didn't think he hit it (no appeal) and he gets out.

OK - take it back on the second dismissal. Hotspot missed the faintest of faint edges. Snicko eventually picked up the tiniest of noises.

[BrilloPad]

its going to be tight - anyone in Manchester fancy doing a rain dance?

That would be CM. And she does her rain dances naked.

[minestrone]

OK - take it back on the second dismissal. Hotspot missed the faintest of faint edges. Snicko eventually picked up the tiniest of noises.

It was quite clearly heard on the TV.

[DodgyAgent]

An English Lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?"

"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a
case of sexual assault".

"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.

"In the park just down the road" she replied.

"Can you
describe what happened?"

"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near the trees when a man jumped out of the bushes
and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his knees and had his way with me".

"Could you give
me a description of him?"

"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two big long
pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg".

"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman",
said the Sergeant.

"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Australian Cricketer".

"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You
worked that out from his accent?"

"No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long!!!".