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    #51
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Wanking tax? How will they enforce that?
    VAT on tissues will be set at 30%
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #52
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      VAT on tissues will be set at 30%
      Luckily I w*nk into an old sock.

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        #53
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Wanking tax? How will they enforce that?
        If they find a way, they'll be making money hand over fist.
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          #54
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Luckily I w*nk into an old sock.
          I had to replace mine so now use loo rolls nicked from work as its cheaper:

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #55
            Should start by getting his own house in order: Parliament Computers used to access porn sites, including foot and fat fetishism, more than 2,500 times
            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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              #56
              Have we done this yet?
              ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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                #57
                A terrifying view of how this could work in reality

                http://youtu.be/hvBB225CZfE
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                  #58
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  A terrifying view of how this could work in reality

                  http://youtu.be/hvBB225CZfE

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                    #59
                    Police quiz 62-year-old who advised Cameron on web filters and was tipped for peerage

                    Police quiz 62-year-old who advised Cameron on web filters



                    No 10 aide arrested over child porn: Police quiz man who advised Cameron on web filters | Mail Online

                    In a crusade spearheaded by the Prime Minister, Downing Street brokered a deal with internet firms which means that all 20million households connected to the internet are being contacted and asked whether they want family-friendly filters installed.
                    Downing Street also persuaded Google and other search engines to introduce changes that will prevent depraved images from being listed in results for more than 100,000 searches.

                    Downing Street confirmed that Mr Rock, who lives in West London, had been involved in the policy.
                    'The Prime Minister believes that child abuse imagery is abhorrent and that anyone involved with it should be properly dealt with under the law.'
                    Downing Street spokesman

                    'Patrick Rock was one of a number of advisers and officials involved in dealing with this issue – but the work was led by somebody else, and decisions were taken by ministers,' a spokesman said.

                    <Insert idea here> will never be adopted because the politicians are in the pockets of the banks!

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