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    #21
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    OK not laughing so much now. The senior dev is having a right paddy

    All the environments are ****ed and the code is in a mess.

    Typical build day here then.

    I did feel like going postal when he spoke to me like a ******* 4 year old.

    Twats.

    Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerching.
    How long is your notice period?

    Gotta feeling you'll be back in Luton sooner than you think.....

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      #22
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      How long is your notice period?

      Gotta feeling you'll be back in Luton sooner than you think.....

      I've no problem with that Dimbo.

      You hire me to be a consultant and then treat my like a junior dev I think wayhay, less responsbility for the same money. Epic win.

      You ignore all of my advice, then have a paddy when it all goes wrong and speak to me like I'm a 4 year old I will take it in my stride and keeep invoicing.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #23
        Is it 183 days inc of exc part days? The Irish include part days so 2 mins on Irish soil is one of your 183.

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          #24
          Originally posted by stek View Post
          Is it 183 days inc of exc part days? The Irish include part days so 2 mins on Irish soil is one of your 183.
          I'm out to lunch on that one.

          For example I fly here on a Monday and leave on a Friday. So that's 5 days per week. So it would take me longer than 6 months to breach 183 days.

          So as not to chance it I have curtailed my stay here to 5 months and refused any further extensions.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            I'm out to lunch on that one.

            For example I fly here on a Monday and leave on a Friday. So that's 5 days per week. So it would take me longer than 6 months to breach 183 days.

            So as not to chance it I have curtailed my stay here to 5 months and refused any further extensions.
            Though you drove in your vintage car?

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              #26
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              Though you drove in your vintage car?
              Every week?? Are you mad??

              No, I drove here and use it as a shopping car.

              When I'm done I will drive back, via a couple of overnight stays in Enchede, Amsterdam and Brugge.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #27
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                When I'm done I will drive back, via a couple of overnight stays in Enchede, Amsterdam and Brugge.
                If it's going to break down three times on the way home you're probably better off buying a new one.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I've no problem with that Dimbo.

                  You hire me to be a consultant and then treat my like a junior dev I think wayhay, less responsbility for the same money. Epic win.

                  You ignore all of my advice, then have a paddy when it all goes wrong and speak to me like I'm a 4 year old I will take it in my stride and keeep invoicing.
                  I just had a deep sense of deja vu, deja vu, deja vu
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    I just had a deep sense of deja vu, deja vu, deja vu
                    I get a deep sense of you being a gurning idiot that failed to grasp what is going on here.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      I get a deep sense of you being a gurning idiot that failed to grasp what is going on here.
                      :

                      Am loving the new Suity, Eipc win on German soil and epic win over old adversaries on CUK. Things could not get better for you anymore. The only thing that comes to my mind is if SY02 announces that SY08 will soon be coming.
                      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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