Inspired by Brillo, my fitness training ....

[DimPrawn]

Agent does the property, nanny does the cooking.

Who wipes the dribble off your chin?

[sasguru]

Wish I was the SASguru machine - Zero Defects.......

First step is throw away your telly.

[sasguru]

Who wipes the dribble off your chin?

Why, you looking for a job?

[DimPrawn]

Why, you looking for a job?

No, I'm making a fortune buying and selling unicorn horns at the moment whilst doing a Phd in time travel.

[sasguru]

No, I'm making a fortune buying and selling unicorn horns at the moment whilst doing a Phd in time travel.

Seriously what do you do for a living?

[Mich the Tester]

First step is throw away your telly.

This is a fair point though folks; those blasted things waste huge chunks of your life. I've almost given up watching it at home. Loads more time to cook and eat well, ride my bike etc. Start by resolving never to eat a TV dinner and always sit down at the dinner table to eat together.

[Old Hack]

This is a fair point though folks; those blasted things waste huge chunks of your life. I've almost given up watching it at home. Loads more time to cook and eat well, ride my bike etc. Start by resolving never to eat a TV dinner and always sit down at the dinner table to eat together.

It’s always been a family rule that we eat together all the time, regardless how many are at home. TV is only ever on as a treat, and is not the status quo.

Having said that, I managed to put away the first season of Banshee in the last week, but only while away. Now that does take the time away...

[sasguru]

This is a fair point though folks; those blasted things waste huge chunks of your life. I've almost given up watching it at home. Loads more time to cook and eat well, ride my bike etc. Start by resolving never to eat a TV dinner and always sit down at the dinner table to eat together.

Aye its an extra 15-20 hours a week for most people.
Sadly my addiction to scourging the cretins on CUK means I sometimes end up using some of that time to finish work.

[DimPrawn]

This is a fair point though folks; those blasted things waste huge chunks of your life. I've almost given up watching it at home. Loads more time to cook and eat well, ride my bike etc. Start by resolving never to eat a TV dinner and always sit down at the dinner table to eat together.

I only use mine to watch films or documentries.

Annoys the crap out of me having to pay TV licence when I watch almost nothing from the BBC.

[oracleslave]

I'm amazed you fit it all in. Gym, swimming, two clients paying £900/day, reading endless math books, doing an Msc, driving your Toyota sports car, going on holiday, staying in your villa in Portugal, spending time with your sprog.....all combined with 10 hours straight shift of telling us all about it on CUK......

No, I'm making a fortune buying and selling unicorn horns at the moment whilst doing a Phd in time travel.

On fire today son