Inspired by Brillo, my fitness training ....

[sasguru]

I'm amazed you fit it all in. Gym, swimming, two clients paying £900/day, reading endless math books, doing an Msc, driving your Toyota sports car, going on holiday, staying in your villa in Portugal, spending time with your sprog.....all combined with 10 hours straight shift of telling us all about it on CUK......

Yeah like I do all those things at once.
Got some advice for you: stop watching telly and see how many extra hours you get.
And use one day in the weekend to do something useful.
Beats being a dull unemployed cretin like you, doesn't it?

[Old Hack]

I'm amazed you fit it all in. Gym, swimming, two clients paying £900/day, reading endless math books, doing an Msc, driving your Toyota sports car, going on holiday, staying in your villa in Portugal, spending time with your sprog.....all combined with 10 hours straight shift of telling us all about it on CUK......

In all fairness, he tells us he spends all that time with his sprog, but he has a nanny look after him 2 days a week, and the other three days a week, sends him to nursery.

[cailin maith]

I'm amazed you fit it all in. Gym, swimming, two clients paying £900/day, reading endless math books, doing an Msc, driving your Toyota sports car, going on holiday, staying in your villa in Portugal, spending time with your sprog.....all combined with 10 hours straight shift of telling us all about it on CUK......

Sorry Sas, he has a point.

[Mich the Tester]

A lot of people think that but they do not realise that you also have to go to the gym and admire the laydees in the aerobics hall.

ftfy

[sasguru]

Sorry Sas, he has a point.

See above.

[DimPrawn]

Oops, sorry I forgot running your portfolio of BTL properties in Central London and cooking the wife's dinner when she gets home.

[Old Hack]

Sorry Sas, he has a point.

See above.

So he does have a point?

[sasguru]

Oops, sorry I forgot running your portfolio of BTL properties in Central London and cooking the wife's dinner when she gets home.

Agent does the property, nanny does the cooking.
Anyway do tell us more of your life. Have you stopped shagging the endless birds since your divorce and purchase of your terrace in Swindon?

[Old Hack]

Agent does the property, nanny does the cooking.

Of course, of course

[stek]

Wish I was the SASguru machine - Zero Defects.......