And relax ....

[sasguru]

Yes, I suppose that using new crayons and not joining up the writing must have really cut back on the overheads.
But just how complex a quote for hosing out their wheelie bins did you promise them?

Poor attempt. Take some trolling notes from the official CUK gimp, proggy

[sasguru]

Garlando or Tornado?

Garlando F5 - cheap and cheerful

[proggy]

Do you really have enough information to draw that conclusion?

No that's why I said I bet, RHadoop can be used to scale R.

[oscarose]

Good work old boy!

[Mich the Tester]

You're not using it correctly, bet you have loops everywhere rather than using apply etc.

You must be a crap contractor. You have an answer for everything immediately, and that will generally mean one of two things;
1) you're wrong and you're going to fook it up so you'll be out on your arse very quickly
2) you're right, you'll sort it in an hour and then you'll be out on your arse very quickly

You need to learn the value of slow, steady analysis.

[Old Hack]

Mini Bar?

Are you a chav ffs?

[sasguru]

No that's why I said I bet, RHadoop can be used to scale R.

That kind of stuff is for low level tech gimps.
I just need enough programming skills to shape my data how I want - the bulk of the work is stats, survival analysis in this case.
With client 1, a large multinational, I have the resources of a SAS programmer to do the dull leg work.

[proggy]

You must be a crap contractor. You have an answer for everything immediately, and that will generally mean one of two things;
1) you're wrong and you're going to fook it up so you'll be out on your arse very quickly
2) you're right, you'll sort it in an hour and then you'll be out on your arse very quickly

You need to learn the value of slow, steady analysis.

3) This is General on CUK and is not the real world.

[Ketchup]

You must be a crap contractor. You have an answer for everything immediately, and that will generally mean one of two things;
1) you're wrong and you're going to fook it up so you'll be out on your arse very quickly
2) you're right, you'll sort it in an hour and then you'll be out on your arse very quickly

You need to learn the value of slow, steady anal.

FTFY

[sasguru]

Mini Bar?

Are you a chav ffs?

Every gentleman's pad must have a mini bar. Can't help it if chavs copy the look.