Couple who advised how to be happy kill themselves

[suityou01]

A couple of years ago, an Army chum put me in a headlock fookin about and I was out for the count inside 15-20 seconds. Didn't know anything about it. I come around again about 10-20 seconds later and felt very peaceful.

I reckon it's the way to go if you want a very quick, almost painless death...

Gay man sex sounds rough. For that reason, and liking muff too much, I'm out.

[Old Hack]

Ahhhhh so you are in fact a ghost? Or for sas, a poltergeist?

No, not really, I was just surprised how easy it was. I always assumed it would be a horrid death, but, literally, 15 seconds and I was away; if he'd held onto me 20 seconds longer, I'd be dead, and have had little pain.