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Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
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Every day is a weekend for me
Tonight may venture out somewhere for a drink on the canal and enjoy the lovely weather
Tomorrow: Market, live jazz, and staying out of the kitchen as Mr N is cooking me dinner ( )
Sunday: F1, cooking, taking pics of said cooking and some long walks along the polders.Comment
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Apparently it has been a bumper year for strawberries so the wife and I are heading off to Cheddar for a bit of "pick your own action".
Might grab a couple of melons while I'm at it!Comment
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostLOL
It was marketted as Previa in the UK, I bought the Japanses import where it is called an Estima, probably because there is not a name clash with a potatoe over there and it does not matter that it sound like enema.Comment
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Originally posted by MyUserName View PostLOL
It was marketted as Previa in the UK, I bought the Japanses import where it is called an Estima, probably because there is not a name clash with a potatoe over there and it does not matter that it sound like enema.Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Ah, the 2nd weekend of June otherwise known as 'Der Vocking Weekend' here will see me going to the Spessart and partaking in the ancient old festival of 'Fürtundwanglertag' where we plait our pubic hair, daub our bodies in mustard and wearing nothing but a sausage skin loincloth we attempt to poke the virgin daughter of the forest with a sour gherkin (a wally) which is wedged between our buttocks.
In the evening much merrymaking takes place where a number of ancient songs such as 'Der Mann mit Der Massivenschwanz und Lilakopf' and folk dances to a Teutonic techno beat will be performed whilst partaking of copious amounts of beer, schnapps and dead pig. Later I will more than likely find myself in a deserted pool hall in a suburb of Gelsenkirchen where 2 old ladies dressed in latex corsets will be standing although under the flickering fluorescent lights they will look like the daughters of the Gods while a dwarf polishes his body with window cleaner sits in the corners cackling. A man in a trilby hat who insist on me calling him 'Sven, dahlink' will then point me to the glass topped table and all the while I'll be wondering if that is a donkey I can hear braying behind the closed door. I will never drink the Devil's Sperm again....
A full and exotic weekend is planned...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by stek View PostFour inches narrower and no underseal allegedly!
However, it has 8 seats and a decent boot even with 8 passengers in it so I am happy with it.Comment
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Footie presentation tonight.
Parkrun tomorrow, but feeling decidedly under the weather, so may give it a miss.
Case of wine delivered today, so at least will have something medicinal to sort me out.Comment
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