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Darwin Award - Zookeeper

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    #11
    Indeedy. How do we know she didn't go in there regularly, having befriended the nice kitty? Perhaps kitty got out of bed on the wrong side that day.

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      #12
      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Perhaps kitty got out of bed on the wrong side that day.
      Or hungry!

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        #13
        Shall a group of us go up there, kidnap the old girl, and take her down to Longleat. Might save her life!

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          #14
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Indeedy. How do we know she didn't go in there regularly, having befriended the nice kitty? Perhaps kitty got out of bed on the wrong side that day.
          There are no reports of her being with the tigers from when they were born. If you want to tame a wild cat and be in an enclosure with it on your own then you need to get it as a cub/kitten.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #15
            Human toes and fingers?
            Tony the frosties tiger says: they're grrrreat!


            ..Maybe I shouldn't post whilst drunk...

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              #16
              Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
              Human toes and fingers?
              Tony the frosties tiger says: they're grrrreat!


              ..Maybe I shouldn't post whilst drunk...
              Oh you should. It's keeping me entertained amyway.

              Death by tiger is not the way I'd choose to go.
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                #17
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Oh you should. It's keeping me entertained amyway.
                Creating like 20 dull threads is entertaining???!?!

                Not for cojak it ain't!

                P.S. KentPhilip == Jeff Magni-whatever

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  Oh you should. It's keeping me entertained amyway.

                  Death by tiger is not the way I'd choose to go.
                  Death by guinea pig?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #19
                    Maybe there was something outside the enclosure that she was even more scared of. A spider perhaps?

                    Or maybe it was a dastardly murder plot - she was hypnotised into thinking the tigers were cats.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by AtW View Post

                      P.S. KentPhilip == Jeff Magni-whatever
                      Oh we can't be the same. I am far more creative when attempting to annoy people

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