Indeedy. How do we know she didn't go in there regularly, having befriended the nice kitty? Perhaps kitty got out of bed on the wrong side that day.
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Or hungry!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostPerhaps kitty got out of bed on the wrong side that day.
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Shall a group of us go up there, kidnap the old girl, and take her down to Longleat. Might save her life!Comment
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There are no reports of her being with the tigers from when they were born. If you want to tame a wild cat and be in an enclosure with it on your own then you need to get it as a cub/kitten.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIndeedy. How do we know she didn't go in there regularly, having befriended the nice kitty? Perhaps kitty got out of bed on the wrong side that day."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Human toes and fingers?
Tony the frosties tiger says: they're grrrreat!
..Maybe I shouldn't post whilst drunk...Comment
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Oh you should. It's keeping me entertained amyway.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostHuman toes and fingers?
Tony the frosties tiger says: they're grrrreat!
..Maybe I shouldn't post whilst drunk...
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Creating like 20 dull threads is entertaining???!?!Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh you should. It's keeping me entertained amyway.
Not for cojak it ain't!
P.S. KentPhilip == Jeff Magni-whateverComment
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Death by guinea pig?Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh you should. It's keeping me entertained amyway.
Death by tiger is not the way I'd choose to go.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Maybe there was something outside the enclosure that she was even more scared of. A spider perhaps?
Or maybe it was a dastardly murder plot - she was hypnotised into thinking the tigers were cats.Comment
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Oh we can't be the same. I am far more creative when attempting to annoy peopleOriginally posted by AtW View Post
P.S. KentPhilip == Jeff Magni-whatever
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