Night away within 3 hours of london

[DodgyAgent]

I'm happily married, so I never get laid.

I'd recommend anywhere on the jurassic coast, its within your range and there's lots of things to do in different weathers.

Absolutely beautiful if the weathers good tho, its worth the gamble. (Wexham).

Whereas from what I hear your missus is deeply unhappily married and gets laid frequently

[fullyautomatix]

Stayed here recently

Welcome | the Horse & Groom Inn

Good food and beer and good location.

[Freamon]

Cotswolds would be my first choice but we've done that twice so went to Stratford on Avon last time instead. Lots of good restaurants in the villages nearby. Or the New Forest if the weather is nice, but more limited choice of places to stay.

[Paddy]

Buxton?