Reason for contracting

[djfoot]

How? You googled for "test please delete" didn't you? Own up.

Nope. Googled for 'how to screw the tax man'. To be honest, I'm waiting for Hector to go post op before I consider this option, but in the meantime, I'll take the divs....

[Xenophon]

XOG, BOGEY
Xenphon has been breached again.
For heaven's sake that's the third time this week, can you not wear some incontinence pants or something.

[Xenophon]

Nope. Googled for 'how to screw the tax man'. To be honest, I'm waiting for Hector to go post op before I consider this option, but in the meantime, I'll take the divs....

Wow - boring search. I recommend a "test please delete" search - the results are more satisfying.

[swamp]

Particularly true in the UK. A bit better in the continent, though.

Most IT work is, by nature, project based.

As a contractor you get the greenfield work. As a 'permie' you get one greenfield project followed by brownfield (maintenance) stuff, and if any more new work turns up you'll be too busy so they'll call in the contractors

[milanbenes]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Milan.

[kramer]

i like to talk about tax but don't have the brains to be an accountant...

[n5gooner]

So how do you get an MOT on a Caravan?

pass the grease monkey €5 he'll do it for you - lots of them in Essex.

[XLMonkey]

So how do you get an MOT on a Caravan?

Take a large crane. Lift the caravan to any height exceeding 100 feet. Release.

I will then be happy to issue you with the MOT certificate of your choice.

[Phoenix]

Thanx guys! Happy Vaning!

[Clog II The Avenger]

So how do you get an MOT on a Caravan?

Im zee Fatherland you must take the caravan with you to the TUV station and get both MOTed, sorry TUVed.