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What's yer favourite fruit?
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http://www.slideshare.net/orchardkeeperOriginally posted by TestMangler View PostWho TF is Dennis Norton ???
Who else do you think I meant???What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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There's loads of fruits I havn't tried. like kiwi fruit , what are they like ?
but so far - pineapple(\__/)
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Limes. Where would my caipirinha or margherita be without them?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Why not try stickin up a pumpkin? Messy, but more funOriginally posted by KentPhilip View PostA banana, because it's the only one you can stick up yer bum
(sorry I'm bored)..
My mind has gone blank. I wonder if it was always that way.
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Before I get attacked:Originally posted by istvan View PostWhy not try stickin up a pumpkin? Messy, but more fun
"Pumpkin is the fruit of the species Cucurbita pepo or Cucurbita mixta."
My mind has gone blank. I wonder if it was always that way.
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Cherries, oranges, satsumas, Clementines, blackberries, strawberries are mine. And plums. Sharan fruits are good too. And melon. Apples in a crumble. And blueberries and kiwis are nice too.
I love fruit.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Peaches and Pineapple, although I rarely eat the latter as the acid and/or bromelain in them gives me chapped lips, specifically "cuts" at the corners of my mouth.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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I like a cox apple.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I can picture you munching down on a large cox.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostI like a cox apple.Comment
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