Britain very nearly best in the World

[SantaClaus]

I visited London last weekend.

You might not realise it but it is now one sh"t hot city. I saw no slummy areas at all. The trains ran on time, not a scrap of litter. I heard no police sirens at all, felt perfectly safe wandering around in the East End late at night. I reckon if I dropped my wallet on the floor someone would have picked it up and handed it to me. Even the buskers were well dressed.

A lot more drunken yobs, graffti and broken car windows in Zürich than in London.

I'll have a pair of whatever earplugs you're wearing please!

[SueEllen]

I'll have a pair of whatever earplugs you're wearing please!

They were ambulance and fire engine sirens - can't you tell the difference?

The police try not to use sirens unless they are going home for lunch because the criminals hot foot it.