Happiest place on Earth

[Francko]

I wouldn't be too sure that the quality of life in Colombia is that great unless your family name is Escobar or something similar.

[DodgyAgent]

Beautiful site only 15mns to town. Large block of over 1 hectare bordering an ocean beach, lush vegetation, 2 bedroom cottage, good potential for further development either as a private oceanside retreat or as a boutique resort.
AUD$360,000 ( £147,000)

Where's the Totty?

[The_Gimp]

I went to some dingy on club in soho last thursday night and that was pretty happy. Everyone was so friendly and strangers kept on saying they loved me, guys and girls (despite my colostomy bag). There was a problem with the lights cos everyones eyes were all funny and dilated.