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"I think it’s a ******* brilliant idea. Watch a coked up tv crew get pissed around from pillar to post by RAF Movers. After three days of sleeping on plastic chairs and eating horror bag meals, the presenter then has the tulip kicked out of them – on camera – for having the worst possible idea of bringing family members into an operational theatre. You could call it “Surprised? I’ll give you surprised, you retarded ******* mouth-breathing civvy-media c**t”. - Sure fire hit. Oh, and could Piers Morgan present? – dropshortjock "Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Now that's a good start to the day!Hard Brexit now!
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No thanks, I'm still reeling from my last visit over thereOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostWhy don't you go over and ask them?
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I like this one on Thatcher:Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostSounds like the savaging ARRSE gave that bint from the TV company.
Princess Productions - ARRSEpedia
Margaret Thatcher - ARRSEpedia
Was married to Denis (now deceased). He appeared to be a booze soaked old duffer but in reality was a successful businessman who felt his role was to stay out of the limelight. If only Blair's other half had a tenth of his humility and sense!
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Our old erstwhile colleague "Menelaus" gets a mention on there too!Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostI like this one on Thatcher:
Margaret Thatcher - ARRSEpedia
Was married to Denis (now deceased). He appeared to be a booze soaked old duffer but in reality was a successful businessman who felt his role was to stay out of the limelight. If only Blair's other half had a tenth of his humility and sense!

Hi Mentalist
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