Will you be toasting Burns night with a wee dram?

[Doggy Styles]

b*gger forgot to buy some haggis before I flew back to cloggers yesterday.

Also forgot to get some smoked haddock ( non existent in cloggers) to make cullen skink.

Will just have to raise a glass with an appropriately aged malt.

Ah yes, we've also got cullen skink as a starter. I can't remember having this before, but I do like smoked haddock so here's hoping!

[Doggy Styles]

I put my foot fown on haggis - I will not eat that Scottish peasant muck that's now being marketed as some sort of delicacy

I find it OK. Not what I'd choose any other night of the year mind.

PS when I was young I was led to believe a haggis was a one-legged animal.