post a load of fish heads and maggots through his letter box late one night.
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Buy a house next to him and rent it out to really dodgy people who'd become neighbours from hell.Originally posted by contractor0118 View Post
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Does the guy have a drive to his property?
Buying him a gift of 25 tonnes of ready mixed cement and having it dropped on his drive while he is at work is a nice way to say thank you for being such a nice landlord
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Find out when he's going on holiday, then pour water and cress seeds trough his letterbox - and hey presto - grassy hallway on his return."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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