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Wait unless you get this winter cold virus old boy...currently coughing up blood and spitting into bin kindly provided by the client.Originally posted by Platypus View PostTired, lots of work, smoking relapse, feel fat
Need +rep to cheer me up
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.
one day at a time 
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You sure that's not TB?Originally posted by oscarose View PostWait unless you get this winter cold virus old boy...currently coughing up blood and spitting into bin kindly provided by the client.
KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Whoring for rep and smoking relapse means -VE from me, sorry blame BP for whoring for repOriginally posted by Platypus View PostTired, lots of work, smoking relapse, feel fat
Need +rep to cheer me up
Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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At a minimum. Could easily be ebola. Or worse - manflu.Originally posted by Troll View PostYou sure that's not TB?Comment
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Is that the voice of experienceOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostYou must spread it around etc...
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You give -ve and make platypus even worse and I get the blame?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWhoring for rep and smoking relapse means -VE from me, sorry blame BP for whoring for rep
How the fook does that work?
Are you Mrs BP? If so its nearly time to pick up baby bp from school - you had better get going.....Comment
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