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    #11
    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Mistletoe and Wine? What's that supposed to be about then?

    Both of Cliff Richard's Christmas songs should be shoved right up his arse. Never to be heard again.
    I heard that today in a shop, the worst part is that I know all the words. Why can't you just erase memory from your mind and use it for something more constructive.

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      #12
      David Bowie & Bing Crosby singing the Little Drumer Boy

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        #13
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        I heard that today in a shop, the worst part is that I know all the words. Why can't you just erase memory from your mind and use it for something more constructive.
        Arrgh - I've got the words in my head now

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          #14
          Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
          Arrgh - I've got the words in my head now
          Thank God the only words of it I know are "mistletoe" and "wine", and "and" I suppose.
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            #15
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            Thank God the only words of it I know are "mistletoe" and "wine", and "and" I suppose.
            Lucky you. Cliff's song is now running through my head too.
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              #16
              But not this one:

              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                Or this:

                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #18
                  Or this:

                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #19
                    And for New Year:

                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                      #20
                      I have to confess I like a christmas song. Only one though. The rest are awful, but Chrissie Hynde ensures it's not all dross;

                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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