Dry January

[hyperD]

The free bar is getting wise to me. They have a one drink limit per person(So you all have to go up). I'm staying in tonight so have been popping to the bar grabbing a drink and then taking it to my room before popping down again. I think they think I'm Scottish!

Bastards!

I suggest using a disguise. They'd never clock that MF!

[mudskipper]

Bastards!

I suggest using a disguise. They'd never clock that MF!

Or send one of your sockies.

[Dallas]

Brought forward by over-conservative/bored Doc putting me on nausiating antibiotics over Xmas

Complete sense of humour failure

On the flipside, last sober Xmas was probably 20 years ago

I am now going to be that sober smug b'tard who remembers everything you did and am more than happy to remind you at the next opportune moment

[escapeUK]

I saw this thread and hoped it was a long term weather forecast.

Most months are dry, Im not one of those weak people who must have a drink (its called addiction) though this will be my first xmas ever, where I can have a drink as Im not driving anywhere.

[Dallas]

I saw this thread and hoped it was a long term weather forecast.

Most months are dry, Im not one of those weak people who must have a drink (its called addiction) though this will be my first xmas ever, where I can have a drink as Im not driving anywhere.

Thankyou, exactly the response I was looking for

a self-rightious patronising twunt

cheers dear

[escapeUK]

Thankyou, exactly the response I was looking for

a self-rightious patronising twunt

cheers dear

You mean superior, and of course you are right. No one in our family drinks other than at special occasions, so I would assume this is a genetic weakness you have inherited. Sort of a predisposition to addictive behaviour.

[minestrone]

You mean superior, and of course you are right. No one in our family drinks other than at special occasions, so I would assume this is a genetic weakness you have inherited. Sort of a predisposition to addictive behaviour.

I bet you are a chunky.

[BrilloPad]

I will be dry. But then I have hardly drunk anything since Jan 2011.

[BrilloPad]

Thankyou, exactly the response I was looking for

a self-rightious patronising twunt

cheers dear

WTF did you expect from CUK general?

This is not tritalk you know.....

[Dallas]

I bet you are a chunky.

a bunch of non-addictive superiors - presumed also chunky ....

all sounds very passive agressive, very healthy, with an undelying bitterness

yep - still a twunt