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And many others started with a weather forecast, which contained a regular set of easily guessable words."A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon -
I thought they got their first gift from a nazi who wrote "good morning" from Norway every morning.Comment
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Nah, wrong era.Originally posted by hyperD View Post"dear beneficiary
We are top official of the federal government contract review panel who are interested in imporation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in nigeria. In order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.
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Dere benfitzary
Ve haf ze picture of ze Madonna wiz ze big boobiez und ze nummers of ze Sweess bank kontos.
Ve need your hilfe to get ze loot out before ze fall of ze Vaterland.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Cracked part of it - NURP stands for National Union of Racing Pigeons.
Some of the pigeons used in WW2 were even awarded medalsWork in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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