Originally posted by Mich the Tester
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Ze magic wheels!Originally posted by Notascooby View PostScrew the bike - I just bought some of these wheely nice
Don't tell any Frenchmen about the magic inertia physics defying engine. It's a secwet.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Comet sale is now on!Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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This is what $30K buys you.
Heidi Montag shows off her surgically-enhanced curves in a tiny red bikini | Mail Online
You could get a timeshare I suppose.Comment
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Give them to your wife - this should buy you a meal or two.Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Postjust because I'm bored and I feel a bit flush these days. Let's say spending money up to ~£1000... and it has to be tangible, not a holiday or a hooker or a mighty drink & drugs fuelled evening.Comment
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Wot, give his wife drugs and a hooker?Originally posted by AtW View PostGive them to your wife - this should buy you a meal or two.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I find "life experiences" (travel, holidays, concerts and gigs) far more worthwhile than tangible things these days. Why not take the girlfriend/missus/mistress somewhere for fun and lots of shagging?Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Postjust because I'm bored and I feel a bit flush these days. Let's say spending money up to ~£1000... and it has to be tangible, not a holiday or a hooker or a mighty drink & drugs fuelled evening.
What do you reckon?
And if you've no other half, spend the money on taking girls from a dating site out and to hotels for the afforementioned.

Maybe it's my age but Ipads and stuff are a yawnfest.Comment
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Nope, I still think my tangible thing is my most valuable possession, especially when I fancy a shag.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostI find "life experiences" (travel, holidays, concerts and gigs) far more worthwhile than tangible things these days. Why not take the girlfriend/missus/mistress somewhere for fun and lots of shagging?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Did you spend a grand on it and did it work out for you?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNope, I still think my tangible thing is my most valuable possession, especially when I fancy a shag.
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