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From you, this is funny.Originally posted by sasguru View PostJeez you're thick ...
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I don't know that one. But if you and AL want to give it a go, then be our guests.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostNo, "I doubt your balls have dropped yet".
HTHThe material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
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Oh my, and you think this is the height of wit?Originally posted by speling bee View PostI don't know that one. But if you and AL want to give it a go, then be our guests.
Oh dear.
Come back when your balls have dropped Greg.
Niche NHS skills hey? Ooooh, that's going to be a long time on the bench, or an even larger tax bill
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Good enough for you.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostOh my, and you think this is the height of wit?The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Not really, you've not found me laughing, for I feel pity, not laughter.Originally posted by speling bee View PostGood enough for you.
It's Friday, and I can sense you're tensing up again, and need to start inculting people.
Carry on, it's acutely funny to watch.Comment
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Are they the opening three lines?Originally posted by Old Hack View PostNot really, you've not found me laughing, for I feel pity, not laughter.
It's Friday, and I can sense you're tensing up again, and need to start inculting people.
Carry on, it's acutely funny to watch.The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.
George Frederic Watts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_ParkComment
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Are you inculted?Originally posted by Old Hack View PostIt's Friday, and I can sense you're tensing up again, and need to start inculting people.You won't be alerting anyone to anything with a mouthful of mixed seeds.Comment
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Just a bit of bait for the anally inclined Spelling Bee (Old Greg)Originally posted by GreenLabel View PostAre you inculted?Comment
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